Some of you who engage in adult RP - have you ever even HAD sex?
Not that you can't write it if you haven't but... you really can't write it if you haven't. In one of my novels, there are three sex scenes and you can very clearly tell which one was written when I was still a virgin. Yes, I've been working on this thing for that long.
This came up most often in a discussion today between a bunch of (female) players, as we shared the biggest 'ick' moments and situations:
The average tongue is nowhere near long enough to truly penetrate anything. It will never be buried deep inside anything. Also, the attention should not even be where the hole is.
I would laugh a guy out of my bed if he tried to do the things that I've seen people write. Yes, I would. As it is, I laugh reading it, and then in my reply I try - in character - to coax things in the right direction. And then I wonder... does this player just not know? If the player is male, how frustrated is/are his woman/women? And if the player is female, has she been missing out?